I just hope the prophets aren't into rough sex and tea parties. On the other hand…

Nothing ever topped rappin Jake sisco - I would die for him!

My little brother used to watch this show. It made me wonder if there was something really wrong with him. Time proved me right!

But why is the nature of your when?

Yes

Honey, it's ALL the commencement speech given by DFW

I just hate him for cock-blocking my own book title - The Water is Thick

They're both both. Her charstcer should be named Beth Both and be related to Barthes

Bossy Nag is a commentary on the flyover states. You should respect the trope!

Cyclops Horse wants Wolverine Horse to stop flirting with Jean Gray Horse

If she's so great, why does she keep working on bad projects?

HER?

Subtle, Zod, subtle.

Damn foreign corpses coming over here and stealing our plots.

C'mon this isn't the end of Never-Ending Story. You have to use your words.

Why pretend when you can have the real thing?

Nova Scotia? I've been there. The weather is a depression engine.

Not if you look at Thandie Newton. One side is WAY bigger than the other.

I think the proud men and women of Juggalo Nation would answer by asking "how high can it get me?"

Now that I have finally gotten my account back - with all my info deleted, thanks disqus - I can properly enjoy the pleasure and pain of watching The Strain. The title is so appropriate, it gives me a never-ending sense of nerd-anger and nerd-satisfaction.