Lawyers and economists are the lowest caste

No man would trade his dick for a new tongue, even Gene's. Now, a nice house and a sports car? Yes!

Once you remove a man's penis from the equation, you've just got his pride and his sanity left. And once those two are gone, you have yourself one loving, tranquil husband

Knights in shining armor only last so long as their armor remains unsullied.

Dramatic irony is so overplayed. Especially after watching this show for so long I'd expect better from the writers. Lots of people get hurt and just get lost up their own ass with self-pity and narcissism.

Well, it's a shit or get off the pot situation, inevitably…

Aneurysms can't be inherited, merely passed on to people through skin contact.

All your friends died?

You're leaving out DJ Yella!