Best erotica ever read. 10/10 would masturbate to this again.

If you don’t know why referring to Bob Ryan as just a Boston columnist Re the NBA is ridiculous then there are some things you need to learn.

I didn’t want to read this. The headline was awful enough. I knew how this would play out and I just couldn’t. But then I though, fuck, I need to read this because this shit happened to a real life lady. They raped her (cop, lawyers, investigators, all of them) over and over again. And that rapist only got 9 years -…

It will help them (wait for it, wait for it) fish for stories.

And that is how you swing a banhammer

Ben McAdoo looks like every asshole new boyfriend your mom started dating after divorcing your dad.

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

Holy moly, Manning’s head in profile looks like it belongs half buried on a polynesian island.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

You see, the joke here was that the Texans started 3-5 (actually 2-5) and despite starting 4 QBs AND losing Arian Foster, still won the AFC South. And with a roster not billed as Super Bowl caliber before September rolled around.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

“REEEEEAAAAP, ASSFUCKERS. REAAAAAP.”

They should just rehire him as D-line coach (his job in SF from ‘07-’14). He’s probably the only HC in the NFL who would happily accept a demotion with the same team.

Is that you Derrick Rose?

Major league trolling at its best.

No Browns fans can pass the test for a food handler permit.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Isn’t that funny? We’re monsters, fat and unfuckable yet men fuck us all the time.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.