“...and the only player in the NBA who is currently outproducing him on offense is the guy who is literally breaking the game.”

DeMarco Murray is competitive, high-character player who must feel abilities not being used fully and promises not fulfilled. In tough spot

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

If they say Microtransactions, I’m just completely out.

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

As a 49er fan, I think he meant they are worse than mediocre, not better...just a hunch...nice recap though chief.

This is the look of every woman at last call.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Coldplay is actually the perfect band for this, as their particular brand of inoffensive corporate schlock will be well received by all the corporate representatives who can actually afford tickets and are the only people that show up to the Super Bowl so they can be seen on TV.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Okay, this has got to stop.

Out of 15 Zubaz outlet stores that are still open, 18 of them are in Buffalo.