“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.

The “DB” in the headline seems redundant, unless you’re talking about what position he plays.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Obviously, the design needs some work, but I think it’s a powerful message the NFL can rally behind.

Is it with or without pay?

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

“He then says what probably was going through Jerry Jones’s mind...”

Pretty strong words from a guy who regularly has to have someone else come and finish the job for him.

Right. Bomani, Deadspin, people with a brain: that kids destroying their bodies for next to nothing while people make millions off their work is wrong.

Bomani Jones is far too good for ESPN.

Sometimes you’ve got to embrace being a boss bitch and put a motherfucker in his place. And if your ex is continually pushing against your boundaries, then his place is on the Nope Train to Fuck This Shitville.

Maybe men should get better at that.

Hey there.

Guys maybe if we never stop commenting on this she won’t be able to leave.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…