This sort of thing makes my blood boil. The blatant hypocrisy is staggering particularly among those who throw around the word fascist as though they understood the meaning of the word (they don’t). There is a time and a place for everything. Launching a political protest while you’re working is not one of them. YOU…

Two reasons why this is a dumb idea:
1) It lets your dog think it’s okay to go for ANY sock. They don’t know it’s old.
2) If your dog is anything like mine, it will be shredded in under 2 minutes.

That sounds good in theory but in practice they know every detail about the people coming in.  The outdoor area has cameras all over it.

Read the fine print when donating to science. I recently attended a seminar at a forensic “body farm”. Your nekkid body might be laying out there for more than five years while they study the long-term trajectory of decomposition. This place did allow for family members to take the remains back though. One woman who…

The scraping sound is real and it’s caused by snowboarders who don’t know what the hell they are doing which means most of them. They have one move to slow themselves down and that’s scraping hard particularly when they find themselves on a slope they can’t handle.
Plus, snowboarders, having all grown up on…

Speaking for all men, it won’t.  No.  Just no.

Nothing. Not a damn thing. All you missed was a whole lot of negativity. A whole lot of “stop”. A whole lot of “can’t”. A whole lot of “no more”. A whole lot of “have to”.
Nothing positive about this.  None of these people think there’s anything good happening nor are they proposing anything worth looking forward to…

Please tell me that Lyft charges extra for this bullsh*t.

Q: How do you ask a Canadian girl out to Chick-fil-A?
A: Chick-fil-A, eh?

Ugh, perhaps you and WWI should do everyone a favor and not breed.

I have to ask how old you are.  Plus or minus a couple of years is close enough.

This stuff is pretty amazing.  No drilling or special tools required.

Speaking as a 12 year veteran of search & rescue, none of these are appropriate. You’d be better served by buying a SPOT beacon.
That said, I have seen ancient Ford T-birds with bald tires get way the hell into the backcountry.  Granted, the subject didn’t make it back out again in that vehicle but it was impressive.

“Or bought them within the last three years”  Now THAT’s what I call vague.  By contrast, sticking a can of compressed anything near a heat source is pretty frickin’ obvious.

Allow me to check your reality. First of all, you have no clue where the electricity in the battery came from. Second, it doesn’t last in the battery indefinitely. All batteries have a self-discharge rate which means you’ll have to charge it up again thus costing more energy. Third, most generated energy isn’t stored…

The roadster is probably why you have a baby.  Probably should have bought a minivan with faux wood trim instead.

Sorry, but nope, nope, nopity, nope. Prisons are usually located in very small towns. Do you really want them to be able to vote on things happening in that town where the chance that they have a numerical majority is high?
You committed a felony, which makes you a detriment to society, therefore you lose the…

The list is missing the most important item which is “common sense”
STAY ON THE GODDAMN TRAIL!
Tell people where you are going and when you plan to return.
Take a cellphone but don’t use it as a GPS or a flashlight.  They don’t have enough power to be used in place of the dedicated versions of those devices.  It will,…

The list is missing the most important item which is “common sense”
STAY ON THE GODDAMN TRAIL!
Tell people where you…

People like this annoy me just as much as the people who can’t resist commenting how something in a sci-fi movie would be impossible and then proceed to explain why even though I never asked.  Just f*cking shut up and enjoy it, for cripe’s sake!

Keep it up and this will be the only way to visit the parks.