Watch the video for Van Halen’s “Right Now” and read the text crawl. Look for the phrase “Right now she is going on with her life”
No, she isn’t single (they never are). No, she isn’t secretly wishing you two were back together again (they never do). Yes, she does want to be friends because she really is that evil…

But then Windows wouldn’t boot at all because Windows itself is annoying.

Oh, the irony of a website that spouts off endlessly about how much CO2 is destroying the planet while publishing a story about buying dry ice.

I DEMAND that people get a life.
Now you all have to go do that.
See how well this works?  Thus endeth the lesson for today.

Step 1: Move to Canada.
Step 2: Stay there.

Soooo...it’s a coat rack.

Soooo...it’s a coat rack.

Yeah, um... there’s no magazine in the gun.

What the hell is it with height requirements anyway? This is the chief reason I quit Match.com after the freebie. Every girl said precisely the same thing: “between 5'8" and 6'2"”
Back in the day, there was a story on 20/20 about bias against short guys.  They set up this police line-up style experiment and had a bunch…

This article gives new life to the phrase “cut the cheese”.

Can I invert that sort order to piss off the food Nazis?

Look at it this way: You change the batteries in your smoke detectors every year, right? RIGHT?!
Or: What good is an empty fire extinguisher?

Here’s the only thing you need to fully understand about this:

A friend and her daughter were out shopping while the dad was home attempting to do some work on his computer.  Of course, the computer is being altogether uncooperative and the dad says, “STUPID F*CKING COMPUTER!!!” just as the mom and daughter walked in the house.  The daughter says, “Daddy shouldn’t say that. …

On a semi-related note, seems that Volkswagon is trying to redeem itself with the greenie crowd by running radio ads about electric cars.  They use the Flintstones music for gas-powered cars and the Jetsons for electric cars.  Too bad the Jetsons had flying cars powered by who knows what.

I used these in January to track the location of trade show crates. It’s a nice idea but the limited range didn’t help me find them on the show floor until I was practically on top of them.
FYI, a nifty little iOS app called Blue Hound uses you phone and your body as a signal blocker to create a simple direction…

I used these in January to track the location of trade show crates. It’s a nice idea but the limited range didn’t…

At least the cop didn’t get all bent out of shape for being proven wrong.

All the comforts of home.

These days it takes a special kind of crazy to run for office. You either think it’s your destiny to be in charge (arguably the worst kind of crazy) or you don’t have the good sense to stay away from politics.
The reluctant hero archetype never runs for office in reality (no, McCain was not that type).  That only…

Vote. Don’t gloat.

People thinking that this is going to happen to Kavanaugh really need to stop and thing about the reality of why they’re opposed to him. Those who think that he is going to overturn Roe v. Wade don’t understand how SCOTUS works. No, contrary to some popular myth, judges can’t legislate from the bench. That alone…