Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

“This is your call, but as your consultant, I do not recommend going down this path, as it generates only a negative outcome and provides a good argument to defeat your proposal.”

To make the transition easier, they’re rebranding kneeling to “Downward Dogma”

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Haha, yes!

Frankly, it’s insulting you would imply the President has time to even consider issues not related to the murder of civilians or tasty desserts

When you tell those stories, do you preemptively ask people not to allude to how you might sexually desire your children?

That was a *really* interesting story about watching a football game and then vaping. Remind me to tell him the humdinger about the time my wife overcooked dinner and we had to order pizza. Or the raunchy, saucy tale about the time I washed my car shirtless and got a little sunburned.

Birth certificate from little league

frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

A tradition like no mother.

“I feel that at the time, Coach Lue was what our team needed- a respected voice to help bring our team together. However, as our team has changed, our needs have changed. And I think Coach Mark Jackson brings the experience necessary to address those needs.”

So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

I didn’t say she had input. She could have turned the job down when she saw what it would be. She didn’t, and that makes her fair game for criticism.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

Big deal, according to Lavar, Lonzo is twenty-four feet tall.

Don’t worry, these things go in cycles.