Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

Obligatory If this is true....

This will mark the first time ever that ISIS will use the word “LOL” on their official propaganda site.

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”

Neither did whoever came up with that ridiculous, misleading headline. Considering everything else this young man has done, I seriously doubt writing #BlackLivesMatter 100 times is what got him into Stanford. But hey, it did get him the kind of attention any activist would want.

Love looks like a kid who got an A on his report card and can’t understand why mommy is yelling at daddy.

Everybody Beats the Wiz

Yea that is how I originally read the quote. Which makes it even more bizarre.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Oh, and I clicked on this thinking it would just be: ‘Tell your friend to eat several over-sized dicks.’

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

They’re mostly just jealous. Owning a roofing business is the ultimate dream for 95% of Kentucky fans.

Not to mention this gem.

I call this piece “Arguing on Twitter”

STICK TO SLACKS

Exactly. If we want to have a reasonable discussion about dress codes, the way they are constructed and applied, and the social constructions of dress, I am 100% on board for that. But this is basically a bunch of people shouting about something that is literally written out every time you get a ticket as an employee:

Ok.

The death of Emmett Till is a national tragedy, national disgrace. If an artist of any color feels the horror of that disgrace, feel the shittiness of whole shitty story and wants to remind the national ethos of what happened and how far we have yet to go, then I applaud them and their effort... especially if the…