I guess Elway thought they needed to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

My family consisting of me, my partner, and our four cats, cares DEEPLY about the Russia issue.

Little Jerry’s going to get his clock cleaned

I’ve seen this one come up a few times, so I’ll try and lay it out.

I was reading through the comments when this thought occurred to me: What if the Mona Lisa was a contemporary painting? Would Leonardo have been called a beta cuck? Would people tweet rape or death threats to Lisa? “WTF w/that enigmatic grin, cow?! You’ll do smth when I put my dick in you!” Reality has become a damn…

I agree, we should probably not be apartheid of this conversation.

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

HEY, WSJ! Stick to....well, whatever it is the fuck you guys do!

My favorite cat hero of all time!

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

In honor of Hamilton Nolan’s incredibly niche focus on blogger unionization, Deadspin is pleased to announce the following new sub-blogs:

“C’mon Ricky. Just go out there and throw the ball and say you are me! We can do this!”

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

I’m with you, and I’ll take it a step further. I double dog dare anybody in the industry to make a verbal or non-verbal statement about Michael Fassbender or Sean Penn the next time they’re nominated. Where were everyone’s balls last year when Fassbender was nominated? He was accused of abusing his ex girlfriend.…

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.