In related news Carmelo Anthony will be releasing a movie based on his life called, “My Other Ho”.

This article is missing a picture of Hamilton dressed up as a chicken going “Bok, Bok”.

If we were going to judge him on his work as an actor then he would be on death row for Leonard Part 6.

Comparing yourself to Justin Bieber is not the way to go.

Upon hearing the news the Brooklyn Nets made him send it to Danny Ainge.

They’re so uptight. Are they on the Rebel Rag?

As a Warriors fan, all I can say is Albert Burnenko can’t go flaccid again during sex. Or can he? (No) (But maybe)

Finally, somebody who’s not afraid to say what everybody else is already saying.

You can literally see the difference with your eyes that athletes are bigger, stronger and faster than they’ve ever been. If you dropped Russell Westbrook into the 90's era of the NBA, people would have been marveling at him more than they would have Michael Jordan.

Giveaway Nights will include: Inflatable Dolls, Hard Drive Erasers and Ball Gags (with authentic game used balls)

If you’re on TV then people want to have sex with you.

Deadspin has ridden the Draymond-Green-Kicks-Somebody-In-The-Nuts-Train as much as anyone. I demand Deadspin address this:

Should I shoot my load now or wait until I get home?

I do know that he probably wouldn’t want me to dwell on this,

Not really a blooper but memorable enough to inspire Bill Hader’s SNL Herb Welch character.

Isn’t it obvious Kaep isn’t getting signed because of the backlash from fans? There is backlash when a team signs a woman beater, a child beater or someone guilty of vehicular manslaughter but that would all be dwarfed by the backlash of signing Kaep. The outcry over signing Kaep would be bigger than the outcry over…

“Mr. Murphy, this video mishap is an important part of my life. What was going on in your mind on the air when that happened.”

But what if it’s a flyer for a doctor and it turns out this doctor is the only one who can cure you of a very itchy rash that has been spreading all over your body since you picked up that flyer.....

“I definitely smelled The Pot”