In related news Carmelo Anthony will be releasing a movie based on his life called, “My Other Ho”.

Why didn’t Wonder Woman continue this trend?

The concept of a TV show made for one person reminds me of the primer in Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age.

This article is missing a picture of Hamilton dressed up as a chicken going “Bok, Bok”.

If we were going to judge him on his work as an actor then he would be on death row for Leonard Part 6.

Comparing yourself to Justin Bieber is not the way to go.

Upon hearing the news the Brooklyn Nets made him send it to Danny Ainge.

They’re so uptight. Are they on the Rebel Rag?

As a Warriors fan, all I can say is Albert Burnenko can’t go flaccid again during sex. Or can he? (No) (But maybe)

Finally, somebody who’s not afraid to say what everybody else is already saying.

You can literally see the difference with your eyes that athletes are bigger, stronger and faster than they’ve ever been. If you dropped Russell Westbrook into the 90's era of the NBA, people would have been marveling at him more than they would have Michael Jordan.

Giveaway Nights will include: Inflatable Dolls, Hard Drive Erasers and Ball Gags (with authentic game used balls)

If you’re on TV then people want to have sex with you.

Deadspin has ridden the Draymond-Green-Kicks-Somebody-In-The-Nuts-Train as much as anyone. I demand Deadspin address this:

Should I shoot my load now or wait until I get home?

This really stinks of jumping on the comic book movie bandwagon. Comic book movies are so hot now that people are trying to tie their projects to comic books in an attempt to get them financed.

I do know that he probably wouldn’t want me to dwell on this,

Not really a blooper but memorable enough to inspire Bill Hader’s SNL Herb Welch character.

Isn’t it obvious Kaep isn’t getting signed because of the backlash from fans? There is backlash when a team signs a woman beater, a child beater or someone guilty of vehicular manslaughter but that would all be dwarfed by the backlash of signing Kaep. The outcry over signing Kaep would be bigger than the outcry over…