Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

White supremacists buy sneakers, too.

Um okay dad

Looks like the Trump administration has found a new Labor Department staffer.

Nerd alert.

I was a really good competitive chess player until I was eleven and a half years old and started freaking out and just couldn’t deal with it anymore. (True.) By that age, of course, I was never gonna be elite anyway (also true).

yes, theres a very good reason, period.

To understand the Simmons-Magary relationship, rewatch the Bridget Fonda-Jennifer Jason Leigh scenes in Single White Female.

I can.

“Noun, verb, ‘86 Celtics”

I like this one better.

What? No shoutout to Lyndon Johnson for pushing through the Civil Rights legislation?

Maybe don’t push yourself to the bounds of physiology to go places where your only chance of survival is illicit drug use. Like Phish concerts.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

He was too busy looking at the penis.

they should have sent a priest instead.

Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

Phil Jackson unsuccessfully tried to trade Carmelo Anthony from the Knicks to the East squad.

Tomorrow Trump will retaliate by signing an executive order defunding NASA.