Too bad, would have loved to here Bumgardner explain to him the white way to play ball.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

FAKE NEWS!

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

Elin Woods.

there is a big offer from China

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

I knew a guy who dated a few Shixians in college, but his mother insisted he settle down with a nice Jewish girl.

Oh man, I think “Jihad” should be ranked higher for the “More Than Words” scene alone.

This is what they’d have to pass as.

alternate headline:

Little known fact: Phil got dumped because one night he tried to move to the back of the Buss without asking first.

So Amanda Nunes is a myth?

I hate Boston douchebaggery but I also hate, ESPN, so much...SO. TORN.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.