Worst episode of Prison Break ever! and that’s saying something.

Can ESPN’s photoshop experts help me to picture what he looks like when he’s having sex with his wife?

However the only kind of currency you can use to buy them is wooden nickels and blank slugs.

You’re burying the lede. The flip flops are $220! They’re flip flops! FLIP FLOPS!

I guess Jar Jar Binks is 11?

I love Klay Thompson and it’s clearly obvious he only cares about playing basketball and Rocco. He really can’t be bothered with anything else.

Does this mean that Russia gets health care at the 20 yard line?

[Insert Andy Reid / Jabba the Hutt joke here]

After you ask the guy nicely to put his seat up and he won’t, what else are you supposed to do?

That reminds me of Woody Allen’s great line from Sleeper.

I can’t decide between the Vitamix Professional Series Heritage 750 Blender (they only need to raise 600 more bucks to get it!) and the OXO Good Grips Oven Mitt With Magnet.

Wait, so the mule is spinning thread into clothes? I don’t know but that mule sounds awesome. Will you take these magic beans in trade?

M NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST: All the Red Sox fans are dead... inside.

Matt Barnes has been on the team for 3 months and half that time he was injured. I guess that makes him the Warriors spokesperson.

Okay, I give up. Who is this?

You’re just a shill for Big Sugar.

You mean white guys are slow?

Roid Furieux

“What a pass! Did you see how he dropped that pass right into the receivers hands? That quarterback came from a rich upper middle class family and that receiver was from an urban area on the wrong side of the tracks. That’s exactly how trickle down economics works!”