You know white people dress like this all the time? They’re just usually younger.

It’s milk. It’s always milk.

So are they never meant to be washed?

Can I get your sister’s number?

Without a doubt, Theismann is on board with this.

Why recall it when the perfect spokesperson can help you sell it?

“How about this. I was saying ‘Negs’. You know, when you use a backhanded compliment on a woman in order to pick up on her. Mystery insists it’s the best way to... No. Okay, well I may be back if I think of something else.”

Does it even matter what is true and false? We’ve now moved into a phase of history where people believe what they want to regardless of facts. It’s exactly how Trump got elected.

I have a big problem with Dennis Hopper’s nomination for Hoosiers because it was a token nomination. That same year Dennis Hopper starred as Frank Booth in Blue Velvet which was one of the greatest performances in cinematic history. His villainous portrayal is as impactful today as it was then. Everyone said he would…

What is the context here?

Bloodstains, ball gowns, trashin’ the hotel room

Personal Family Matters = Giselle said ‘No’

Her newborn just hit the board with 3 to 1 odds.

Ignorant in her analysis.

That’s Stone Cold. Well played.

Are pitchers not allowed to wear band-aids or some sort of padding on their fingers?

Science is whatever we want it to be.

Why are they holding pro-Trump rallies in Berkeley? This smells like a setup: “Let’s rile up those liberals in the one place we know they’ll go nuts to get their hands on us.”

John Stamos played the bongo drums in this song! It’s in the world famous video! It’s one of the most important aspects of this song. But you don’t even mention it. You don’t deserve to write about Kokomo. You pretend to understand Kokomo but you’ve obviously never lived Kokomo.

It’s almost like he learned how to beat the system from someone.