“Does the President prefer the Molten Chocolate Cake or the Skillet Chocolate Chip Cookie?”

It’s a message:

Hamilton Nolan

ride or die bitch

He should have wished for unlimited wishes.

I predict several one star Yelp reviews for Assad in the next few weeks.

It they don’t get a top 3 pick and have to give it to the 76ers and another to Orlando, then I just might explode from schadenfreude.

But when the US does it, there will be no bribes and corruption. Right?

Fuck you Jeopardy!

If you mean the Nick Fury character then it’s actually Laurence Fishburne.

I don’t understand the appeal of this show. Husky men force to live together in cramped quarters. Digging in the dirt to escape. Willing to do anything at all for a taste of freedom...

I still can’t believe he signed that contract which he has now outplayed by a factor of 100. Matt Cain who might not be on the team much longer will make more than Bumgarner this season. I haven’t heard a peep from Bumgarner about the contract but it’s got to be weighing on him.

Everybody knows that eating at a restaurant is a gateway to butt stuff.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

Well that’s why he’s not winning the MVP.

I know he’s just going to double down but I really want to hear what Charles Barkley has to say after he said, “The Warriors have no chance of even making the finals without Kevin Durant.” I know. I’m a glutton for punishment.

Anecdotally, I observe that the contemporary preoccupation with a particular kind of food fanciness and diversity has penetrated black communities less

It’s almost as if he’s more vested in an individual award than team success. I wish there was a word that could describe that. I hope some of the sports journalists out there will let us know.

Whenever an athlete gets popped for performance enhancing drugs, the majority of the population thinks they were trying to get roided out like a Mr. Olympia contestant. However if they knew that it was an athlete who was trying to recover from an injury then the majority would probably be ok with it.

Alley Property, Bitch!