“Questions to Ponder in the Shower”

Bad hombres, indeed.

I just want it to slightly inconvenience yellow people.

People love to rag on Draymond Green but everybody wants a Draymond Green on their team.

The Root is already preparing their hit piece against Laura.

See anyone can do it... with the help of a cable channel paying for surgery. It’s inspirational!

Patrick Stewart in Extras is absolutely classic but so is the blooper reel!

Tony Romo is a very good QB but any team that brings him in can’t expect him to be healthy for the whole season. I don’t think even the Texans would risk a high draft pick for him with so much uncertainty about his durability. A conditional 5th is as high as I think the Texans would go. Is that enough to make Jones…

Please Atlanta fans, next time shout “Concha tu madre!” It’s much more civilized.

I think this is the transcript of the video segment which aired on Sports Center this weekend. That might explain the simplistic form.

Don’t put Josh Hamilton in charge of the evidence room.

All this talk of the triangle made me drop some sauce from my breakfast burrito on my keyboard:

I thought I was lying when I told women in bars that I was a doctor. It turns out the doctor was inside me all along.

I always use Robert Horry when people bring up rings as the ultimate measure of greatness. 7 rings with 3 different teams. He must be the best of all time.

Grant Napear was on 95.7 The Game, here in the Bay Area, and he says that the better deal was actually from the Pelicans not from another team. The Pelicans had offered 2 first rounders but supposedly Cousins’ agent called the Pelicans and told them not to make the deal because he would not re-sign with them. The…

It’s only beautiful if that Giraffe was married by a legitimate priest before the eyes of God. Otherwise she’s a trollop showing her goodies.

I love using her quote from the SNL Super Sweet 16 skit:

Less visits to the mound.