It’s like the pot calling the kettle orange.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lick-A-Lot-A-Pus.

In that picture he seems to be applying the tuck rule.

So you’re the body language expert that In Touch Weekly is always quoting.

“Hey, I’m sorry about that whole rape thing. Are we cool now?”

What surprised me was the amount of kick returners who would field the ball in the end zone and then take it out, only to get around the 18 yard line. If you’re getting it at the 25 then why don’t you take a knee in the endzone?

“I think he has his thumb up that dog’s ass.”

Cody Ross will always be a fan favorite in SF because of this.

You could have put SPOILER ALERT! I was going to watch that movie later tonight and the whole “Will they or won’t they get together?” question has now been obviously answered.

Rub some dirt on it.

When C.J. Fiedorowicz blows up this week you best recognize!

I always thought he was the funniest Marx brother.

Alas, poor Andy!

“That’s a joke cause I’m never gonna be broke”

Jerry Rogers, the Fairview High Quarterback, is a person of interest and was supposed to come in for questioning but “something suddenly came up”.

How about you order a salad at Chili’s and tell them you want the dressing on the side so that you can get your head out of your ass when you’re writing about Pokemon!

Soul Woman: The Rachel Dolezal Story

Yeah, but what does he think about which celebrity wore it better? I’m on the fence until then.

Harbaugh was able to get them to recommit when he explained that the thank-you note was from “the future”. (He threw glitter and confetti into the air when he said “the future”)

I’m sending this post to Peter Thiel to show him that it is him who has lost. Him who has lost.