Only in Brazil!
See, if you cooperate with the police then no one gets shot.
This is the face Ashley makes when she wants to splice.
“They can’t get any shots off. It’s like they’ve been frozen in carbonite."
Here’s my idea for Madison Bumgarner’s poster:
He’s not a thing. He’s a dog that has been uplifted by a visiting intergalactic alien species.
I don’t know if anyone is aware of this, and we’ll probably never hear about it on Deadspin or from any of their commenters, but Draymond Green has been known to attack the groin area of other players.
I didn’t understand the concept until Darren pointed out that it was the equivalent of a black man breaking the law.
Me and my Canadian girlfriend, who is totally hot but can’t be around when you are, were just laughing about this.
If you want to workout your abs without strain on your back then do leg lifts.
I was on the fence before but that meme pretty much proves Tom Brady was responsible for 9/11.
So I should never ask Draymond, ‘What’s the capital of Thailand?”?
This was always my favorite Jennifer Anniston pregnancy cover. Because the pregnancy wasn’t about having a child but getting back at Angelina and her twins. Revenge is a dish best served over a nine month gestation period.
That totally reminds me of ‘Rock of Love’ when Bret Michaels would tell one of the women, “I don’t think you’re here for me.” Then he would get in a hot tub with 3 strippers.
