Finally, somone who gets it. 

Dealers being scummy? Well I never!

I did real estate as a side gig and was familiar with the leases building management companies would sign with DirectTV in the early days to get free service for their lobbies. Basically it was free if you always had FOX news running on at leat 1 TV. I smell that same fishiness here.

Also known as “Bruce Willis.”

Hondas are Japanese.

1st: The problem with unionizing in the south is that these companies come in and pay people more and give them more benefits than they’re used to. A union would just jeopardize that in their minds. The fact is that the unions laid all the groundwork for better working conditions for everyone. As long as conditions…

That may not be such a good strategy. People generally don’t get rid of them because they hate them. People get rid of them because they’re broken.

See also: Every used S class currently for sale.

Anyone else wondering if they’ll explain why Israel would waste valuable resources shipping an American politician back to the US? It feels to me like the better response from Israel would be “Well, that’s nice. We have more pressing problems.”

I wonder if it’s possible to be exponentially more pedantic than this comment?

Pretty sad day when the most valuable car company on the planet can't get away with fraud.

or CAN you

That’s a pretty huge jack man!

Ah yes. Lewis Hamilton - another man, in a long, long string of men who are perplexed, fascinated, and completely unable to adequately operate ‘the magic button’.

Yeah but... $178,000 is... some heady territory. A base 911 is still under $100,000 (just barely), and it’s also adept at finding felony speeds.

> automated rubbernecking

Oh, you mean Robonecking

In honor of the occasion, I have drafted the following haiku, which I dedicate to the brave Cyber Ninjas and all of their hard work:

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

I think you should post this a few dozen more times

My man, I drive a stock 2019 Corolla Hatchback and I have to go sideways over too many speed bumps and out of steep driveways to avoid fucking up my bumper. In fact, my bumper lip is already slightly cracked from a parking brick that was a extra few inches taller than normal.

Yeah, everything you just said is pure conjecture. I drive a stock coupe and I’ve hit speedbumps while driving at the appropriate speed and slowing down ahead of time.