You’re saying his magical abilities are more low-key.

I can’t parallel park as good as I think I can.

Perhaps it’s a tipoff that it’s not really Lady Loki. 

Given recent events:

Brent Peltomaa valued that cat more than he valued his life.
Michael Campbell valued punishing a thief more than he valued his freedom.
They were all in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

Idealistic, can’t even do this with guns...

Yet another example of the dangers of your tires being off by 1.5 psi

I once knew a kid in high school who broke into a house and had a pocketknife on him. He was caught red handed and was detained while police arrived. He was charged with trespassing, grand larceny (he had some jewelry in his pocket), breaking and entering and actually went to prison with a felony on his permanent…

yes, in the same way that a filing cabinet could be a tool box.

Well, yeah: anyone who has spent a lot of time in a kitchen knows you don’t put water on a grease fire.

“...Snuggy UK, which makes wearable blankets, also have vital orders stuck in limbo.”

Huh. It’s almost like the law that’s developed in an area with no clear jurisdiction, and that has existed for almost as long as human history, is a real shit show.

3rd Gear: Launching hydrogen testing now sure is... something you can do.

I use both Apple and Google - but historically preferred the Google-side. The problem is, over time, I feel punished for doing so. Many of their services and apps that I had been happily using get killed off too frequently that I’ve lost trust in them. I’m now wary of taking the time and effort to start using any of…

While I do feel that most vape kids (the walking stereotypes that blow giant clouds in crowded public areas, not all vapers) deserve a good beating for the shit they force others to deal with in public, it should undoubtedly be coming from their peers and not the fucking police.

Here are your best suggestions for Neutral.

“Neutral: How Are You?”

Seems like a few rattle cans could quickly render the offending vehicles easier to find. 

Personally, I’ve done a mix of both, and: