He didn’t lift the regulations that need to be lifted: the stupid 25-year import shit and the different-not-better US standards. If we signed on to the UNECE standards, the 25-year shit would be moot, and it would allow companies to make one car instead of two.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

If it means I can have subtitles and pause a 3 hour movie to go take a piss and get a refill from my fridge, yes.

“And that’s how I met your mother.” 

Some people pay good money for that.

I’m “buy cheap first, buy expensive second.”

I’m a cowboy...on a wood horse I ride.

Meghan knows the rules. There is no tolerence for improv. You will follow the script exactly or you will repeat and repeat until correct, as dictated by the child. You will stay within the designated Fun Zone at all times.

Andrew had official left Jalopnik on Friday. Today, an article appeared with Andrews name....

The look of determination, on both your faces, just fills me with glee.

Almost as cool as using “Not” jokes in the 21st century.

If you like doing the same voices, impersonations and skits over and over until forever, then it absolutely is. 

They had to go back to the place of the photo that Montrose had, which put them at the hotel that Montrose’s father saved up for them to stay at once a year. I’m tempted to say that it’s also the time of the photo, but that wouldn’t make sense, because how would they have time get it developed with the massacre? 

Love how this site has lost so many staffers that a huge chunk of the “staffers” contributing to this roast aren’t even current members of staff.

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

No forgiveness for using Arial and Century Gothic on interior switchgear. Why!! Send that designer into the corner.   These fonts are knock-offs of other fonts, and it’s never okay to use them.

You’re looking into the exhaust side of the turbo. They just removed the exhaust pipes. If you look further up you can see the air filters protecting the compressor. Wouldn’t really want to drive that in the rain.

I’ve said it before and it bears repeating: buying a car is an emotional decision. Your brain is involved but only because that’s where all the serotonin-oozing neurons live.

Well, he did play the entire Republican Party, so...