Don’t know if this is joke.

How else will the wealth trickle down if the rich don’t spend their money? (You don’t get to be uber wealthy by wasting money on charity/philanthropy.)

Let’s be fair. If a teenager is driving a Hyundai, they are not paying attention. Adding driver assistance features is not causing or exacerbating the problem in this one example. Hyundai just knows their target demographic.

The problem is lack of content and cheap clicks. Better than a revised title would be to stop making new articles about the same dead horse.

Unless that need is to get rid of someone to claim the life insurance, I would not “gift” this to anyone. ND even at free.

Like I said over on the Gizmodo version of this article ...

Just the latest trend in version numbering. The Mark I is the upgrade from the 360. If you get Lasik, the number jumps up to Series X.

For the moment, the best pedestrian collision avoidance hardware your car is likely to have is your Mark 1 Eyeball, ideally a pair of them.

Slideshows, endless prompts to subscribe to newsletter, more ads than content per page, embiggening the front pages, mass layoffs, the max exodus of talent, etc. All since the Herb took over.

Personal opinions about Porsche aside, I wanted to say this was a solid review and great pics. This is why I tolerate the current herbiness of Jalopnik.

I conced that the Trump did not cause the 737MAX problem. The Trump goes on tirades for Twitter, WeChat, TikTok. He’s dismantled the FCC, EPA, NHTSA, etc. How much thought has he given to the FAA or Boeing (presuming he’s capable of thought)?

Who watches the watchmen? Trick question; there are no watchmen in Trump’s America.

Help I plugged my phone into an CCS charger and now everything is on fire

Looks like a kid in a Conan O’Brien mask.

NYIBDNAFO (Not Yet Identified But Definitely Not Alien Flying Object) just doesn’t get the same number of retweets. UFO is technically correct and isn’t that the primary objective of social media?

They’re already using blimps? That wall we made Mexico pay for seems really dumb right now.

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Scrutinizing rules rarely results in someone discovering an unnecessary rule. Like the mythical hydra, kill one rule and three more grow back in its place.

Probably the only thing they ever earned fair and square.