trump is the harbinger of the apocalypse.

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

Leaving my bubble means going to a black owned business? What are you even talking about?

I cannot belive this is a thing! I cannot belive I’m seeing this on lifehacker!

In my wild misspent youth, I banged dudebros who, for the era, were relatively “woke”. I live in a state where citizen-sponsored initiatives could make it to a statewide vote, provided they had enough signatures.

If any of you who are sexually active have the brains God gave a gooseberry, it’s time to go Lysistrata on their asses. Just take 1 week, and do not put out in any way. When men complain, tell them to call their Congresscritters, and then Republican Party Headquarters, to let them know about their dissatisfaction.

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

Having sex with Peruvians is cancer causing?

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

I include a modern external battery - for any non-end of the world events (prolonged blackout for example), these are invaluable for staying in touch.