My depression era, “spare the rod” Catholic grandfather, parent of 16 kids, once told me, “Don’t ever them you love them. It’ll go to their heads.” Wisely, I didn’t listen. His adult children are now all alcoholics.

Now I want cheese.

Worst. Advice. Ever. 

Maybe I’m crazy but I'm thinking that with the right cake recipe this could be awesome!

When a creepy man showed up four hours early to my yard sale and asked me where my husband was, I looked him straight in the eye and said, “I killed him and buried him in the backyard.”

Nooooo! Balloons are the devil! Please do not do this!

Brava, Brooke. This was the most bigly well-written piece I’ve seen in forever. (no sarcasm)

Bottles of wine are much better for the planet than boxed wine. The wine box is coated with stuff to keep it from leaking and that makes it non-recyclable. Glass bottles FTW!

Change her name from LAUREN to MOM. This service has been available forever, for free.

Anyone remember when Trump was running for office and stated he believes there should be “some sort of punishment” for women who undergo abortions? Well, this is a real life example of what he was talking about. Just watch The Handmaid’s Tale if you’d like to see where this leads.

Thank you so much for providing this super-enlightening instruction on how to eat a taco. For years I have mearly rubbed them firmly on the mouth area of my face until they disintegrate enough for me to lick the bits off my chin. This new method is going to change my life!

Only if performed redundantly.

Thank you so much for doing the research for the rest of us and posting this helpful article!

Now I’m a little confused. Aren’t these six different videos showing the exact same “French” fold?

“Permanent?” Are you planning for an emergency hairdo refresh?