GridLife asks $55. I ask 10. 

Are you saying I look too old to have been born in the 80s? I guess...

I’m 31, for the record, happily a millennial. 

He doesn’t hire people who tell him no or tell him he’s wrong. He thinks he’s a genius and he’s always right. It’s not that he can’t hire people who could tell him how to do all this stuff, it’s that he thinks he doesn’t need them. 

because you’ve already got a series 1, series 1-1/2, series 2, V12, probably a replica lightweight for track work and maybe an Eagle... and you have the garage space. There are apparently enough of these filthy rich, tasteful bastards around for Jaguar to crank out a few dozen of these at $250k+ a pop.

For historical accuracy, he has been pissing off Americans before he became POTUS.

I live in Georgetown and people leave these stupid fucking scooters and Lime bikes parked directly in front of the door to my apartment building close enough to where you can’t even open the door. So damn annoying. Plus the electric scooters scare the shit out of my dog. Whenever someone zips by less than two feet…

“is that they’re just left...wherever”

Once the city realizes they can start issuing parking tickets, this problem will be resolved.

Cities need to stop trying to outlaw them. It’s a losing battle.

I now have to slalom abandoned Lime bikes on my way home every day. Mornings aren’t so bad because someone picks up most of them, but not all. I live in St. Louis and wonder how many are already in the Mississippi. There are shit tons of them all over the waterfront every afternoon.

I think my biggest beef with the scooters (which have now annoyingly popped up here...ugh) is that they’re just left...wherever. Often on the sidewalk, which you moneyed tech-dorks share with regular people. Sorry, if you’re able bodied to where you can ride an e-scooter somewhere, you should be able to park it in an…

Though imagining David Tracy picking up a scooter at the airport and riding along the I-75 service drive for two hours, backpack full of Jeep parts, to his home in the suburbs, is funny to consider.

Is there any form of scooter that is actually cool?