Car and Driver knows what you're on about

There really should be more disciplinary broomstick poking in Formula One.

There's a guy with a leaf blower. And some other guy with an umbrella.

Niko, it's your couzin, let's go bowling!

Wow, didn't know all those things about the car - now I'm even more impressed.

Great choice. This one is mine:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the commentariat, may I present the AIR COOLED Front engine front wheel drive Honda 1300

The Accord Aerodeck, because wouldn't it be nice if the CRX/Civic were longer?

No love for 1st gen Insight? Way cooler than a Prius

Correction: She improved the aerodynamic drag on it

GMC Syclone

No wagons in the Top 3 most ticketed? Come on people, we can do better! Hoon Wagons!!!

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

It's amusing to imagine a cat sliding down the flag pole as if they completed the level.

Final Destination was actually pretty good, and the first sequel was FANTASTIC. Especially if you're a gear head. The disaster in that one was a huge multi-car pileup.

Mazda 3 hatchback?

I like his mom. A lot.

Sounds better than a 3-cylinder Ford Fiesta engine with a modified exhaust.