I went to Tempe High in the mid 90’s and my best friend was dating a girl from North High in Phoenix. We were all seniors (96-97) and she had 2 younger sisters who were 14/15 at the time. You could tell they were going to be beautiful when they grew up. KJ took those showers with the youngest sister. A freshman... In…

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My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

The same person who takes pictures like this...

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

Rugburn on my forehead.

An ex of mine at the time had a really flimsy mattress and boxspring that was set just on the metal frame, no head or footboard attached. He has me on all fours at the foot of the bed while he’s standing up behind me going to Bone Town. It was getting a little crazy and I have my eyes closed thinking that it’s so good…

At a bar. Little Welsh man feeds me free cocaine and beers for a few hours. I suddenly become infatuated with the bouncer at the door. When he’s off work we bang in my car. In the morning I wake up with the most bruised knees ever (seatbelt buckle thingies?) and remember that I’m on my period. WHAT DID I DO WITH MY…

this is not a sex injury.

Well....once I had a huge (HUGE) rug burn on the bottom of my back.

Torn foreskin... that wasn’t pretty but we kept our calm there was blood everywhere. and I had texted my feminist collective earlier stating that I would be arriving late to our meeting because I was hum... entering the bone zone. Fair to say that I didn’t make it to the meeting and my message to warn them was like…

Ok wait- I rolled off the bed last night when I was hooking up with someone. Like. Knees-over-my-head-knocked-over-the-fan flipped. Is that emabrrassing or just whatevs. Because I can't stop cringeing.

During angry sex foreplay, a Russian woman did this sort of tackling/pro wrestling move and threw me back first through an IKEA coffee table. Did it right there on the floor between two halves of a table. So many scrapes and splinters.

KJ is not a liberal. Not by a long shot.

I live in DC. Michelle Rhee can rot in hell.

Man, those acolytes. On the last Deadspin article about KJ, there was some Michelle Rhee stan talking about how she was run out of DC because black people don’t know what’s good for them.

Rhee/Johnson might be the worst couple in America.

Philadelphia had a very similar story to Kevin Johnson as well during the most recent Democratic Mayoral primary.

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”…

As someone who grew up in Phoenix, I'll never get over how he never was charged with taking a shower with a high-schooler.