The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I have never wanted to see a film less than I want to see La La Land.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

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Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

That's huge. I had this doll case too. And the Barbie van. Le Sigh.

Okay bears, don't say we never did anything for you

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Childhood cooking lessons I learned the hard way:

GONDOR NEEDS NO CONTEXT

I reconnected with a one-night stand and took an international flight to see him again.

Went to Panama City Beach for spring break one year with a coed group of about 30 friends during the week when half of the colleges in the country are on break. There was absolutely no privacy (as our rooms were 6-7 people) if you wanted to hook-ups, which is usually the ultimate goal for spring break. One drunk and…

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

LOL, bitter much? I mean you get what you pay for, but I bought 2 cheap pieces of furniture that I knew I wouldn't miss if it were to collapse or become damaged, 3 years later and its still standing sturdy and looks like new. My only regret was the checkout process....

body positive my ass. there are two ways to reinforce whack body norms. 1. by showing an ideal as normal. and 2. framing a very subtle reconstruction of/ departure from the ideal as something totally different, either positively or negatively. ie: GROSS SHE IS OVERWEIGHT or YAY WE ARE OVERWEIGHT LOL achieve the same…

I live in NYC and work as a server in an undisclosed restaurant downtown. Amanda was just at said restaurant last week. While dining, one of our bus boys was standing around texting behind the service station (we're not exactly fine dining). Amanda saw that this guy had his phone out and marched up to him, demanding…

What the fuck are you doing here Harry Potter?