Automakers: “We have better technology! Let’s make lightweight, safe, efficient fun to drive cars!”

I think at the Democratic National Convention even Bernie was shocked by the pandora’s box he opened during the primaries. I give him credit for trying to fix things now, but his attacks on the democratic party as a whole really hurt the democratic party. There is a difference between trying to move the party to the…

I think Sarandon is voting with her brain. Too bad her brain is petty and entitled.

I would’ve also accepted calling this the Cheep.

Jeep HJ- Humble Jeep.

You can’t spell and you claim to have some sort of crystal ball regarding how Secretary Clinton is involved in Weiner’s divorce. I smell Trump Trash. Fuck the fuck off.

i’ve seen that one

“Must you always be the fastest one—everywhere? Always?”

Personne ne parle français mieux que moi. Je parle grandement.

On va enculer ce mec avec une tronçonneuse rouillé?

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I’ll go with the licking.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of an old Duesenberg? Looks like we’ll never know, because I saved that sucker.

How far will Pastor get in his daily commute?

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

Let me guess. You are 20, white, male, straight, consider yourself an ally but don’t have any minority friends, are still in college, recently discovered Chomsky, are a Leo, and frequently have fantasies about how you will respond to interview questions once you are famous.

“We are coming”

It’s not rolling the dice, it’s playing Russian Roulette.

I’m a far left a liberal as you’re going to find. It’s not enough to to hate Trump. Vote for whomever you want - but do the country a favor and do your homework first. Compare Stein’s climate policy to Clinton’s (don’t forget to read her fact sheets, which are on a separate page). Which looks like a real plan, and…