There’s nothing like the sense of speed you get from a roof-mounted camera.

I’m just posting here to see if I’m out of the greys...again.

Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor’s Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

Mooses noses wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater
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A part that’s supposed to suck wasn’t attached to make the part that sucks, suck.

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

This would be me.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

But this is the world’s best one

If I could afford a brand spanking new V12 powered Aston Martin with a Proper Goddamn Manual Gearbox, I could care less if the shifter surround was a real toilet seat and the shifter was shaped like a plunger. I’d be the happiest toilet-plunging driver on the planet.

Don’t forget Spyker

You’re caught in the box, Torch.

If they’re being authentic to the Original Trilogy era, those blueprints should come on a bunch of 5 1/4" floppy disks. But, like, more spacey-looking versions.

The Rebels show is sort of pioneering this and so far the explanation offered is that there are various rebel factions who we never saw in the films who use whatever ships are available to them. Remember that the rebellion was not an organized government, especially not prior to the events in A New Hope. They were…

Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead, burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL!!!

Indeed.

Homophobia was already part of the institution. DADT was an effort to bar military personnel from aggressively pursuing people they suspected as being gay with disciplinary action. It gave soldiers the right not to disclose, and took away the right of officers to go after them. In the years that passed since the…

Dude, were you alive when DADT was passed? Seriously? Because before, it was a witch hunt where officers in the military could accuse someone of being gay, aggressively go after them and discharge them dishonorably. DADT was a fucking compromise to stop that practice. The Clintons have left plenty to be desired but…