Steelers:

I can’t wait until Big Ben forces Ju-Ju Smith-Shuster off the team because he thinks his name is spelled “Jew-Jew.”

Can we take a moment to reflect on this:

I dated a girl from Fresno for years. I can sympathize with his man. “I hope we can be not just friends, but good friends” she said as she walked out the door. Then I went to Taco Bell and I swear that they have changed their Burrito Supreme. It doesn’t have enough sour cream to suit my tastes and it just seems…

Nte Jackson has been killing it recently with these perspectives.

Kyrie’s rare talent is forcing any offense he is to become ISO.

I tried to make a joke, but I realized Kyrie could be this stupid.

I hope she sees how great I’m doing

There is petty and there is petty.

Right? I know we were taught about the cultural importance of Ali and Robinson during Black History Month.

Narrator: “It was at that point that Pop picked up the Sunday edition, rolled it up, and smacked the reporter upside the head.”

I love this level of hostage-taking by the Pelicans. They are two weeks away from showing the world a video of Davis bound and gagged in the arena boiler room.

Mick Foley is a shlubby AF white dude and one of the nicest people you will ever run into.

Does anyone else think Larry Kudlow is pulling off a decent Clark Griswald impression?

When I was a kid, I biked up to my local grocery store to buy a Christmas tin of Oreo cookies. It was a family owned place and we had shopped there for more than a decade.

ugh - only the Rock can make me like him more when I should be hating him more.

Does anyone on Earth think that Trump knows what the term “lawful point of entry” means or how it is different from the southern border?

I love how Floyd is keeping his undefeated record in tact by not fighting boxers. Or anyone of note. He avoided Pacquiao until he was to old to be a threat.

I would use this video as a way to recruit against Temple and Manny Diaz. I have literally seen ranchers talking to cattle with more respect than this.

Eh, the aggrieved Tesla driver should have parked in a different spot, walked into the Sheetz, bought some baloney, and left it on the hood of those dumbass trucks.