mortlocke
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mortlocke

Stephen Miller is a pocket-sized fascist. Trust me, I know. One of these news anchors that give him a platform to rant and rave, like he has been doing for years, should just say “Stephen, shut the fuck up.”

Fuck Jimmy Butler - he just sows discord on any team he joins.

I have asked this exact question a million times to people. Trump looks like he just reeks of BO.

American weddings are multi-day affairs, so I don’t understand why the original author would dare throw shade at Indian weddings.

Well, you see Adrian Peterson just beat children - not women - big difference.

In your analogy, is Kara the British or Americans?

Those people don’t just fetishize the Confederacy, they actively wish it had won.

WTF, as a UNC alumni, I am outraged by this.

Isn’t this pretty much exactly what North Carolina did?

Look, UCF deserves a lot of credit for going undefeated two years in a row, but their strength of schedule is not that impressive. Their best win was over Cincinnati.

Okay, so one of them definitely slept with another’s wife - right?

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This shouldn’t be legal. It shouldn’t be legal for the government to do it. It shouldn’t be legal here.

Is there rumors of Howard being gay in NBA circles?

Okay, can we call this for what it is? Sony saw the success of the Nintendo minis and ape’d it. What they didn’t get was any of the passion or pride that went into those products.

Rice has never played football. So she would be a great coach for a team that has never played football either.

I love TMac - but I can’t believe he is in the Hall of Fame.

I mean, I can’t afford a house because I spent 200 dollars going to Bonnaroo one time. Going out to dinner in my city costs 50 dollars. A house with faulty foundations costs close to 2 million dollars. I would be saving money by eating avocado toast at about 20 dollars.

Isn’t the “Triple Narwhal” the fact that the NERD who created Reddit is now married to Serena Williams?

I’m confused here. This isn’t a sport and counting votes in an election is the law. What am I missing?