mortlocke
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He might play dirty, but it says a lot about Tom Wilson that he is able to play so dirty that Deadspin frequently posts about him.

I’m more impressed that the plate umpire looks like he has ZERO protection other than a mask.

Tm, Gushers have been around for decades. the oozing food market has only gotten bigger. This is not the hills to die on.

Law enforcement wasn’t ignorant about white supremacy movements because they are white supremacists. Whether that be formally or informally. The FBI has warned about the influx of white supremacists into the military and law enforcement for decades. Nobody took any action because they either agreed with the notion or

JJoseph will eventually remember having a job.

oh come now - there are words in there. He definitely didn’t write it.

To be fair to Mayweather, he probably couldn’t read the fight contract.

Honestly, the pick six in this game wasn’t his fault. 

There is nobody in the stands. Less than 16 people, which is the same seed as UMBC when they upset 1 Virginia.

Again, the Bills have won 2 games this year. How is that possible?

What a hill to die on.

I love how KAT is clearly pouting on the floor. 

Did he take his shirt off before or after his daughter and her friends left because they might have impacted their decision.

Coming out of college, the Alabama coaching staff claimed Cooper was a more polished pro receiver than Julio Jones. That’s laughable...

True story:

Do they use a flamethrower to cook it?

At least 20 home games a year? Even with two teams, playing a 16 games schedule, that is an impossible promise. Does Florio do math or is that another journalist quality he lacks?

“How dare you expose my children to new experiences!”

My brother is a better liar than this. For context, my parents told him - to his face - that he was a terrible liar.