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This shouldn’t be legal. It shouldn’t be legal for the government to do it. It shouldn’t be legal here.

This is the first one I didn’t see coming.

Is there rumors of Howard being gay in NBA circles?

Okay, can we call this for what it is? Sony saw the success of the Nintendo minis and ape’d it. What they didn’t get was any of the passion or pride that went into those products.

Rice has never played football. So she would be a great coach for a team that has never played football either.

I love TMac - but I can’t believe he is in the Hall of Fame.

I mean, I can’t afford a house because I spent 200 dollars going to Bonnaroo one time. Going out to dinner in my city costs 50 dollars. A house with faulty foundations costs close to 2 million dollars. I would be saving money by eating avocado toast at about 20 dollars.

Isn’t the “Triple Narwhal” the fact that the NERD who created Reddit is now married to Serena Williams?

I’m confused here. This isn’t a sport and counting votes in an election is the law. What am I missing?

He might play dirty, but it says a lot about Tom Wilson that he is able to play so dirty that Deadspin frequently posts about him.

I’m more impressed that the plate umpire looks like he has ZERO protection other than a mask.

Tm, Gushers have been around for decades. the oozing food market has only gotten bigger. This is not the hills to die on.

Law enforcement wasn’t ignorant about white supremacy movements because they are white supremacists. Whether that be formally or informally. The FBI has warned about the influx of white supremacists into the military and law enforcement for decades. Nobody took any action because they either agreed with the notion or

JJoseph will eventually remember having a job.

oh come now - there are words in there. He definitely didn’t write it.

To be fair to Mayweather, he probably couldn’t read the fight contract.

Honestly, the pick six in this game wasn’t his fault. 

There is nobody in the stands. Less than 16 people, which is the same seed as UMBC when they upset 1 Virginia.