Again, the Bills have won 2 games this year. How is that possible?

What a hill to die on.

I love how KAT is clearly pouting on the floor. 

Did he take his shirt off before or after his daughter and her friends left because they might have impacted their decision.

Coming out of college, the Alabama coaching staff claimed Cooper was a more polished pro receiver than Julio Jones. That’s laughable...

True story:

Do they use a flamethrower to cook it?

How is FireJoeMorgan not on this list? It is basically the genesis of sports blogs to this day - including Deadspin.

At least 20 home games a year? Even with two teams, playing a 16 games schedule, that is an impossible promise. Does Florio do math or is that another journalist quality he lacks?

“How dare you expose my children to new experiences!”

My brother is a better liar than this. For context, my parents told him - to his face - that he was a terrible liar.

If they don’t want “politics in their sports” maybe they should encourage the NFL to stop draping itself in the American flag and boasting about its patriotism.

So, a Republican senator is claiming that your ethnicity defines who you are? There were a lot of people in South Carolina that claimed the same thing leading into that whole Civil War thing.

I guarantee he recruited against UNC with lurid stories about academic fraud while his boosters behind the scenes funneled money to their families.

Get bent. I'm as much an American as you and your opinion is insulting.

My only year playing football, we had 8 offensive plays - just like Tecmo Super Bowl. I was a scrawny kid but quick.

2 - TWO Simpsons Quotes in a single Jambaroo?

Let’s see - the Yankees, Red Sox, A’s, Astros, Brewers, Cubs, Dodgers... all the rest - made it to the playoffs by using Sabermetrics. So, it must be a failing strategy.

Hat Guy and Joe Morgan are jerking off in their grave at the thought that David Eckstein would have won the Yankees this series.

He’s right. Math can’t account for the soul of anything. Can your “math” prove there is a God? No? Thought so - stupid math nerds.