LOL, I could tell this was Knoxville as soon as I stopped laughing and looked at the background. Glad Knoxville is on the map for some embarrassing automotive failure.

It’s sad that this isn’t the worst thing I have heard a GOP congressman say in public. 

Why would anyone want to talk about the Dolphins?

I hate being hyperbolic when it comes to the NFL, but these roughing the passer calls are getting of control. If you don't want the defense to do its job, don't have a defense.

If Rick Remender is involved, then I am instantly interested.

The smile on JR Smith’s face is enough to lighten the heaviest heart.

I missed a friend’s wedding because my girlfriend booked the flights for the wrong weekend (to be fair, I got a confirmation email and didn’t realize it either). The tickets were non-refundable, so I suggested we take a vacation weekend and get dinner with the married couple after the fact. She was going to be out of…

Has anyone ever had that dream where Bloody Mary is coming out of the mirror and you try to run, but your legs don’t work. So you are using your arms to crawl along the floor of your house trying to get away and she keeps getting closer and closer? When you try to scream, you have no voice and all that comes out is…

Brian McCann sits in the shadows and waits.

We Won!

“Lame and petty” might as well be the motto for DC.

He basically is making the argument that you shouldnt be allowed to play a game you paid 60 dollars for.

Burneko, I love you as a wordsmith. You are a legitimately fantastic author that brings a blend of furiousity and earnest to almost all of your articles.

You leave Mike Gundy alone.

I tried to explain to my ex why players hold out. Somehow you perfectly summed up that whole discussion in about 4 sentences. She did not agree with us.

Yu say that now, but will you be singing the same tune when they actually go 0-16 without a Super Bowl win? Didnt think so.

Gritty looks like a rejected monster design from Earnest Scared Stupid. Honestly, that movie was terrifying enough without Gritty.

You can absolutely win a Super Bowl every week. You just need to be unemployed, still enjoy Madden football and play on the easiest difficulty.

Brian McCann sits in the shadows and waits.

It's weird, I would say the reason for this is that God hates Cleveland. However, God also hates Oakland. It's like if this were a battle between two Cains and no Able.