Tubisky is on record for how much he loves kissing TiDdies.

God, please let the A's beat the Yankees. We have so little. Please give the spirit of Ken Tremendous and Dak life again.

“Kids: don’t take risks [on fourth down].”

“Blame the girls.”

This just awful. There is no joke to riff off of here.

This is ridiculous! I don’t even care that two women are getting married and choosing to share a life together. But both of them are wearing white? That is so gouache.

Except, they are given a choice. These people hate that women are an option.

This reminds me of Mark Sanchez so so much.

Women leading armies during the Roman era isn’t entirely without precedent. Plus, IT IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. What is wrong with these people?

There are a few things here:

He’s probably been sitting on this joke for 20 years.

He’s played one game....

“It’s to bad that you type of people dont wake up and see what’s he has done for the country. We didnt say anything when that lying lazy idiot before him was in office. But u cry babies will never get it”

Wasn’t this the guy that said Thad Cochran cheated in an election by reaching out to African American voters?

It’s obvious it saw aliens and intercepted military signals. The military is working with the aliens, the RAND corporation and the reverse vampires to eliminate the meal of dinner.

“If I were to do research, I would expect to find that kids that come from two parent in-tact [sic] supportive families are less likely to get in trouble.”

This guy would be up in arms if his own daughter got tazed. His essay is full of it.

My Dad has the worst relationship with food ever. He eats as healthy as possible and has stated he would take food in a pill form if he could. He views eating as a burden or chore.

Hiring prostitutes on the public dime is probably more responsible for Freeze being jobless.

Trump does two things about tragedy: