This reminds me of Mark Sanchez so so much.

Women leading armies during the Roman era isn’t entirely without precedent. Plus, IT IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. What is wrong with these people?

There are a few things here:

He’s probably been sitting on this joke for 20 years.

He’s played one game....

“It’s to bad that you type of people dont wake up and see what’s he has done for the country. We didnt say anything when that lying lazy idiot before him was in office. But u cry babies will never get it”

Wasn’t this the guy that said Thad Cochran cheated in an election by reaching out to African American voters?

“If I were to do research, I would expect to find that kids that come from two parent in-tact [sic] supportive families are less likely to get in trouble.”

This guy would be up in arms if his own daughter got tazed. His essay is full of it.

My Dad has the worst relationship with food ever. He eats as healthy as possible and has stated he would take food in a pill form if he could. He views eating as a burden or chore.

Hiring prostitutes on the public dime is probably more responsible for Freeze being jobless.

Trump does two things about tragedy:

Luis Suarez bit people - more than one! - and he still has a place in the most prominent football league in the world. Everytime shitty behavior like this occurs, I remind myself about that.

Hey, besides $5 footlongs, does anyone else remember that time that Subway knowingly employed a pedophile to be their spokesperson for years?

This is ridiculous. I have zero flame throwers and Philadelphia is allowed to have more than zero flame throwers?

That was probably rhe last time he was as big as the other kids.

Isn’t Donaldson a notorious clubhouse cancer? The A’s were just as desperate to unload him as the Jays were.

the Indians traded Phillip's to the Reds for about 500k in cash. That might be the best FO move i will see the reds make in my lifetime. 

I have never met a Pats fan that isn’t absolutely insufferable. My favorite bar is a Pats bar on NFL sundays - it is also insufferable.

Wasn’t that how Dolly Parton got her start?