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Pork Chop Express
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It’s a championship Boston sports team. You are going to be hearing about it from now until the day the universe dies from heat death.

I’m not a woman, and will not comment on the possible socio-gender implications of the design choices of these sneakers. But they look uncomfortable, even without the belt.

This just reminded me that I have a Troy Edwards Topps rookie card somewhere. I thought it was going to put me through college. I don’t even like the Steelers.

A lot of the early Disney animated movies were rotoscoped. At the very least, I believe Snow White and Sleeping Beauty were.

I would call Tom Brady’s post tasteless, but I have read about what he eats.

The most fitting irony would be Drew skipping the Jaguars because they don’t matter. Frankly, he could do that for the Titans as well. Nobody would notice.

I attended a Maryland football game a few years ago. They still call me asking for donations to their athletic fund. I didn’t attend Maryland. I went as part of a party and the game was awful.

The only thing I expect from Papa John’s is pizza.

Any pitcher that throws at Acuna because they are so insecure should be suspended.

What’s the problem here? Jesse Watters basically does this on a weekly basis on Fox News.

Meyer only fires the guy after the media brought years of spousal abuse to the country’s attention.

Countdown to the first hot take about how this affects the Cowboys' playoff chances.

this was my first thought as well! This ad is so outdated it is comical.

I love how outdated the layout and font is in this ad. It looks like a cover from one of my grandmother's cookbooks from the 1960s.

I thought the prison system wouldn’t put convicted pedophiles into general population for this exact reason.

The game had signature dunks for each player - it was amazing.

holy fuck, I loved this game.

I have been saying this for years: cable news has turned this all into a soap opera. It is all dysfunctional and cable media is greasing the tracks.

I was expecting Acuna to go super Saiyan and send Urena into the 19th ring of Hell with a Kamehameha blast.

Her face is crooked, right? I don’t care about her looks - whether she is objectively pretty or not - but her face looks off center, right? Like, it is turned about 20 degrees?