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mortlocke

I’m no astronomer, but does the Hayabusa2 satellite have the ability to - idk - alter the asteroid’s trajectory? If so, would the operators be willing to angle it towards the Earth?

Go fuck yourself. At the very least, the media has the texts from the victim to Urban’s wife detailing the abuse. They have 911 calls.

Like he could afford a tractor. Lawnmower maybe, but a tractor?

Yeah, see - that’s the thing - he has been lying about it this whole time and these idiots act like he is the honorable one.

“I do not care if a man beat his pregnant wife - we all have days like that. What I care about is winning football games - at any cost. Urban Meyer can deliver and that’s the only important thing to me and my beer-soaked cargo shorts.”

“Clint Frazier hasn’t worked hard enough to get back on the field. Concussions are a myth.”

How does anyone believe Alex Jones. First of all, he is a dangerous psycho that can barely string together two coherent statements. Second, he claims to have slept with 2000 women - in high school... Alex Jones is so full of shit it hurts.

Because it never happened you idiot! Those were crisis actors and only like - half - of those children died.

I hope they do apply it as stringently as possible. As a connoisseur of failure, I enjoy seeing a train wreck in the making.

It’s because he is actually good. Sacks aren’t the only thing that matters for his position - he plays great run defense. 

At least Blaine Gabbert was a 5-star recruit. So he had a head of steam behind him coming out of Missouri.

I’m not even from Illinois and I know/love Portillo’s.

It’s fleet standards - not individual cars.

The author of this article is a moron: Americans worship monkey, not the flag

Sean Newcomb:

like the Star Wars one

As a child of the 90s, we talked of Black Lotus in myth and legend.

Oh shit, they fired him?

sure

Fire Larry Fedora. Fire his dumbass and fire anyone on staff that agrees with his dumbass.