In a year, we will see a story about this scumbag getting off. That it was “self defense.”

The good news is that many southern states are allowing guns in bars. So now there will be a drunk good guy with a gun to take out the drunk bad guy with a gun.

Dude, opening a pack with a Black Lotus is basically the pinnacle of Magic: The Gathering.

Somewhere, Steve Bartman is thinking about taking his own life.

Tiger coming out on Sunday, with the lead, and black pants/red shirt will always be the most amazing intimidation uniforms of all time.

Fuck the haters - Tiger is amazing. I’ve been hearing about this guy since 7th grade and I want to see him hoist a cup again.

I will never get over butthurt Republicans calling other people "snowflakes" because their feelings were hurt.

The answer is that they shouldn’t. They should be greatful living in a country that grudgingly allowed them freedom and has spent the better part of a century finding institutional ways to prevent them from living like human beings.

Kneeling during a song is a punishable offense, but those uniforms aren't. Other than Mercury Morris being a dick and all of Florida sports being a craven image of integrity, this is the most laughable.

Only difference between Darko and Melo is that Darko was drafted to a good team.

Melo is an overrated player that has been living off his college success. Nobody has ever praised Melo for being anything more than a “me-first” iso player that has thrived on volume more than consistency.

A Portland fanbase could easily rival Seattle, San Francisco, LA and Saint Louis as insufferable assholes.

Can I just say that I love Michael Jai White? I never look for him in a movie, but everytime I see him it is a great performance. He's still criminally under appreciated.

It's impossible to deny that sports and the demand for "loyalty" doesnt have a racist undertone.

Why is Brandon Ingram so untouchable? Dude hasn't done shit in the NBA.

Hagerstown sucks. Not trying to be mean, but Hagerstown sucks...

Drew, reading this makes me hate you. Not because I do (I quite enjoy your writing and don’t think you are a cannibal) -but rather because everything you describe brings up painful memories. WTF dude?

So... all those players kneeling didn’t hurt profits? Well I’ll be damned. Sounds like my uncle and Fox News were full of shit.

He started the company to be a pizza chain - they invented the backstory after the fact to make it sounds like it had humble origins. More power to him! It was a successful idea. But there is no “higher purpose” to any of this shit - he makes a shit product to sell at high volumes - and that is all he ever wanted to…

Whithin 15 minutes of Fox News having Papa John on air, I'll get a text message from my mom about what a dirty liberal I am. Fox news will tell her this fucking racist deserves sympathy.