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One game!?! That’s bullshit - Ford Pinto was permanently suspended for all those gas-tank explosions.

“I want to apologize to Russ, The entire Thuner organization and the American public in general. I was attempting to avoid using profanity to describe Russ’ brilliance, and unfortunately used a phrase that is much worse. I hope you all will forgive me. Especially you Russ, because I truly believe you’re the one that

The official response from the Bryant camp was:

It says a lot about the Angel’s organization that I had forgotten. Mike Trout, already one of the greatest baseball of all time, is on their roster.

this is a deep cut, you deserve a star.

Those were heady days. Even more oddly, the players loved her - even when she was wearing nazi armbands...

I like how this story started out as an author sorta complimenting Pat Burrell, turned into a story where Pat Burrell acted like Pat Burrell (a dick), and ended with the author removing any mention of Pat Burrell (just like history has done).

Everyone that watches sports, that appreciates the achievement of human athleticism, that wants to see the incredible.

I love Mina Kimes.

I’ve been trying to get into short-story writing and I would love bounce ideas off Mike Leach. I love that guy and just want to see what ideas he would come up with. He’s brilliant.

This is old news - Mike Leach has done stuff like this before. He is on ESPN trying to see if coffee would kill an ant infestation on the border of Texas Tech’s practice field.

This isn’t news that could come as a shock to anyone. The entertainment press has made a living off of intimately documenting her erratic behavior. I wish her the best - struggling with that condition and in the fishbowl created by celebrity/success/wealth cannot be easy.

It is hard to piss away a career as fast as TJ Miller.

Jesus Christ, I didn’t think the Marlins - or Derek Jeter - could be more corrupt and slimy, but they continue to amaze me.

Correction: TWO people.

I have a feeling that Ray Lewis’ concept of what “God” is is drastically different from almost every widely recognized religion.

Kevin Ware’s injury was horrific.

I call dibs on “God King” for my nickname.

I don’t know which is more sad:

Nobody believe that bullshit from Trump that $50 a night is “market rate” for the Washington, DC area either. $1500 a month doesn’t even get you a studio apartment, let alone the lavish dwelling that Pruitt was enjoying. Trump’s “market rate” excuse is a total pile of horse shit.