mortlocke
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mortlocke

I would argue that putting a loaded gun on a table within reach of numerous people is not responsible gun ownership. Isn’t what all these yahoos claim to be right before they accidentally shoot themselves or someone else?

Total over reaction - he only ate one of her eggs.

Not surprising to see McGregor acting like an entitled dick media whore considering he’s a n entitled dick media whore. At least he didn’t call some a racial slur. So he is improving.

I love Kara Lawson

Watched the game at a Notre Dame bar (not a fan myself) - but that place was totally engaged and when Ogunbowale hit that step back jumper, the entire place erupted. It was pretty awesome to see.

I’m so sick of conservative snowflakes bitching and moaning about every little thing they think is a slight against them. THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST VOICE. The entire conservative media enterprise is a dog and pony show:

To be fair, most of their voters don’t realize any of this. They consider themselves to be “the rich.” They are what the Soviets called “useful idiots.”

I don’t see what the problem is here. I slide face first into bed every Friday night. Bar hopping is competitive AF.

Love how Evangelicals claim to be persecuted. I mean, considering they persecute everyone else.

Can you stop calling them white “christians”? Evangelicals aren’t Christian.

“Remember that little girl that was hit in the head by a puck at a NHL game? I think it was the Red Wings, but it doesn’t matter - she died. And her life, her sacrifice, is the price I’m willing to pay to not have a bit of safety netting not obstruct my view of the game.”

It’s just sourmash whiskey. Tennessee does it better and Skyline Chili is amazing.

Has anyone remembered Hal Morris or Chris Sabo yet?

Most bars in my city already do this. In fact, I am loathe to go to a bar that doesn’t give my card back.

Well, don’t leave us hanging! Is the Earth flat or not?

Acevedo ended the press conference by claiming “I. AM. THE. LAW.” in a stirring impression of Sly Stallone.

Glad that some idiot finally pointed out that KENTUCKY BASKETBALL is maligned by the NCAA.

I want to get worked up about this conspiracy, but I feel like harassing the ref from last year’s loss to UNC is a bigger issue.

This is actually..... more fucked up than I could ever have imagined. I mean, we all agree this is fucked up right? This is totally fucked up...

Or, and hear me out on this, his dad is totally confident that his mom will be okay and is planning for a post-retirement career. I can’t think of anything more fitting than arming teachers unqualified to handle firearms than arming teachers unqualified to handle firearms that are also unqualified to be teachers.