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They hastily wrote a tax bill and didn’t allow for any real scrutiny. This isn’t the biggest flaw they unintentionally included and the GOP is desperate to fix them.

CP3 is better than Irish Thomas. They are both shitheads that bitch and moan and can’t shoot, but CP3 is better.

Wasn’t that Brandon Knight?

A short list of people incapable of feeling shame:

Tommy can’t run for president of the United States because he was born in Kenya.... or somewhere definitely not the United States.

When the universe inevitably suffers from heat death, we will all remember where we were on the day our species’ top minds created a fidget spinner.

Being a flat-out awesome game certainly hasn’t hurt Horizon: Zero Dawn’s success.

Jane?

Interestingly enough, my work also has “Firework Fridays.”

Scrantonicity II is better

The Starcraft community is better off for having lost Idra.

Good, Stallings is a shithead. He was a total shithead at Vanderbilt and he is a total shithead now. Glad he got shitcanned. Also, he’s a shitty coach.

Not the NCAAs job to determine accreditation - UNC was put on probation by whateverthehell their accreditation board is called.

Seriously right? Not defending what UNC did, but it’s magnitudes less important than PSU and Baylor (lets not forget the Baylor basketball scandal: one player murders another, coach instructs team to tell investigators the victim was selling drugs to pay for school, not getting paid under the table).

The problem with Rao’s is that it costs more than a movie ticket.

It’s a good thing the Raiders finally bit the bullet and admitted that this relationship was never going to work.

That’s the thing that I keep telling everyone - Trump is a fucking weirdo. It’s the only argument that gets through to his most rabid fans.

I love how these fucking nutjob defenders of the constitution don’t even know what the thing fucking says or what it means.

“You know what I am sick of? Blacks, Hispanics, Gays and - yes - even Trans participating in the electoral process. Did you know there are some communities where white people are the minority? And, go figure, the person elected to represent those communities at all levels of government often aren’t white. That’s real

But the bird sanctuary has a new bird-feeder. It’s shaped like a 50's diner... and it’s on a really tall pole!