mortlocke
Pork Chop Express
mortlocke

Talk to any Trump supporter and they will claim that $1.50 a week is a big deal. I reminded my mother that $1.50 is less than a diet Coke and she still defended it as big savings.

Has anyone here seen Kimba the White Lion recently? I think the similarities between it and the Lion King are over-exaggerated. I don’t even like the Lion King as a movie.

Bowie would have been worse. Or, maybe if Elvis died before now and the Super Bowl.

Hooray for Everything! invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on Earth - the Western Hemisphere. The dancingist hemisphere of all!

Are the Breeders still alive? Because I would LOVE to see Kim Deal and hear Cannonball during a halftime show. Or shit - L7? That would be rad as well.

Okay, I might be a cynical old bastard here - but nobody actually cares about Prince, or Bowie, or Leonard Cohen - or any of these aging rock stars. They only cared because they were told to care after they passed away.

More like: St. John’s beheads Duke.

I always thought Wiebe was the villain in King of Kong. Mitchell is a character with a company and Donkey Kong is a part of image - he plays it, but he isn’t sacrificing anything to do so. Wiebe has a family to support, loses his job and then buries himself in Donkey Kong - a passion that is fine, but doesn’t have an

I’m going to take some tips from this recipe - corn in chili is so great. I also like using tapioca for a thickening agent.

This guy is lucky Russ didn’t punch a hole through his face. I’m not kidding....

I really hate the new Kevin “I’m going to be edgy” Durant. I loved the old Kevin “I have the personality and physique of wet pasta” Durant.

Aliens is the only believable answer

Ty Cobb waltzed into the Baseball Hall of Fame- but writers like Mike Lupica use Bonds and Clemens as a way to morally grandstand once a year.

My guess is that people are holding onto the Wii U because it plays all the Wii games as well.

Well, that draft pick worked out great for the Browns. So, I am struggling to figure out what your point is here...

28 isn’t old at all for a QB. Tom Brady is pushing 100, or 40, whichever. in 6 years, Cousins will only be about 34 and that is plenty of time for a young roster to mature.

Allow me to translate for DJ Swearinger:

They are also called “Cinnamon Buns”

“it’s when he threw the basketball off my face that I thought ‘Tucker, you might be in over your head here.’”

You’re thinking of Attack of the Clones.