The one guy was offered a sword that can literally chop through shit and he turned it down? That is a travesty.

Waiting for Geddert...

So, we are all in agreement right? On February 3rd this man will be killing himself.

Hasn’t Hannibal already definitively proven that the Elephant is the best war animal? Most terrain would not be an issue - since the mighty elephant has conquered everything from the plains of the Serengeti to the treacherous Alps. The elephant has proven its ability in combat by besting one of the most feared armies…

He’s Robby Anderson. So...... no.

• Did you know Gillette is headquartered in FACKIN’ MASSACHUSETTS?! Well thankfully, they have started airing ads with a Boston-accented voiceover just to drive the point home. Because everyone loves Boston! I swear I’m gonna burn all my Gillette razors and become a Schick man.

Why does it seem like Nintendo is the only target for the homebrew community? I don’t feel like Playstation or Xbox get the same kind of attention.

More bananas from Norway!

Why doesn’t he just go pro and forget all this nonsense?

UCF is being pretty insufferable about their undefeated season. We get it - you went undefeated and your best win was in a glorified exhibition game. Congrats - you aren’t the first team to get screwed and you won’t be the last. Honestly, I think your grievance is pretty weak, but please stop acting like entitled…

Landis is bizarre. He has strong opinions - many of them wrong - and the desire to throw them as loudly as possible at anyone within earshot. I think it is self-destructive.

Okay, I need the recipe for your mother’s porcini mushroom sauce.

Yeah, but he had his own Sega Genesis game so......

How is Johan Santana so low? He was the best pitcher in baseball for a number of years.

“unskewing the polls” is what the conservative media did during the entire 2016 elections. I never want to hear that term again.

Butch Jones had this guy as a backup last season at Tennesseee. Keep that in mind....

Conversely, Antonio Cromartie always refused to wear a helmet.

Stories like this are so messed up. Unfortunately, this was the inevitable outcome of these pranks - someone was going to die. Christ, I am surprised if this was just the first time. The internet is full of sick people, and it gives them the platform to interact with healthy people.

All night, Sam Darnold looked like I do walking into work.

None of these people have ever read the US Constitution. Seriously - they have no idea what it says.