I don’t have enough hate left in my heart to condemn any one part of 2017. The past couple years have been so awful and toxic that there is just no well to plumb anymore. Topping it off, I threw out my back for the first time today - first time I’ve felt old. 2017 was awful, 2018 will almost assuredly be worse.

Those animals look cool as hell. Makes me want a cigarette.

I brought up the aliens thing in my office and people were not only completely unfazed but also flippant about it.

“Get the hell out of here cowboys.”

I thought that it was more “the lightsaber has no balance, so wielding one took the amount of focus only someone with the force could muster.”

Kylie Irving also thinks the earth isn’t necessarily round.

Written by the Russian government you mean.

Alien Jesus doesn’t have access to Earth currency.

You stole my comment!

Rogue Squadron 2 was one of my favorite games ever. I used to replay the Battle of Endor stage over and over. I loved the “it’s a trap” panic of “everything has gone to shit” and you have to fight out of it. The game did a great job of capturing that.

This is stupid - Coca Cola is more expensive than gasoline...

There is no doubt in my mind that the closest Trump has gotten to “Machiavellian mastermind” is a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

This is quite literally one of my top 3 moments on the Simpsons. Thank you.

Wait wait wait - is that Carson Daly? He is still on TV and on NBC Today?

Those very good 49er teams virtually disappeared overnight. That wasn’t Kaep’s fault.

It would be hilarious if Sam Darnold returns for his senior season because he doesn’t want to be drafted by either the Browns nor Bengals. It would be just the biggest “FU” to the state of Ohio. Frankly, nobody would blame him.

I would spend that whole hour eyebanging the program and checking off each portion of the service as we got closer to the end.

Dude, Drew, come’on buddy - it is “atomic breath,” not “lightning breath.” God DAMN, this is elementary sci-fi!

So this is the anti-technology conspiracy like climate change of people that avoid science?

Irsay was pulled over by police, drunk and high as fuck, with a suitcase of money and a big bag of pills.....