Guys, I hate to say this, but the NFL and NHL have no better response to brain trauma than Aqua Teen Hunger Force: they put players in a freshly painted closet and hope the fumes make the players forget. It’s stupid, inadequate and just designed for show - not actual safety.

Benicio Del Toro could have been replaced by Lando so easily. I honestly forgot he was cast in the movie was so expecting Lando to make an appearance. Del Toro’s character was..... idk - under used?.... but he easily could have been Lando (and I have a weird suspicion Del Toro’s character won’t be further fleshed out,…

I turned to a random stranger during the show and whispered “I am fucking loving this right now” during the opening scene. They whispered back “I know!”

“It’s like a poem. Everything rhymes.”

The Laura Dern lightspeed suicide attack is such a deeply perfect Star Wars moment that it almost hurt to watch it in action. That moment was set up in A New Hope - with Han Solo warning Luke about the dangers of flippantly jumping to lightspeed - and was left there simmering for decades until the first explosion…

Pizza? Minnesota? I need to find Drew’s hot take immediately.... and a hot slice of pizza.....

Deshaun Watson played without an ACL at Clemson. I thought it was irresponsible at the time because college fantasy football is bullshit.

Nobody will ever describe Russell Wilson as “flamboyant.” He is a devout Christian that wears his faith on his sleeve. He dated Ciara for years and bragged about being celibate the whole time. DangeRuss is the Ned Flanders of the NFL. He is wheat toast paired with a glass of room-temperature water. He is also a great…

Ding!

My mother sends me text messages all the time, but they are because I don’t support Trump :(

This is just petty. He has been mocked for being a stooge and all this does is prove that image.

So after winning the War on Christmas, the Federal government is coming after Halloween?

Considering ticket sales for the Marlins, this was a significant portion of their fanbase.

I’m guessing the Marlins got a half-full cigarette softpack and a white t-shirt to wear and roll it up in a sleeve?

That’s every single time he is on an elevator.

I know Bob, his last name is Richardson though. So, I don’t understand the point of the OP’s comment.

The nut bowls are only available in sets of four. Don’t get me wrong, I love nuts - but FOUR bowls of them just seems excessive.

Has there been a more incompetent AD than Currie?

is LaVar going with them? Because it would be great if he was on a 7 hour delay.

To be fair, I do believe Zinke’s son also worked for the company at one point.