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Cool, looking forward to another 250 pages of pop culture references with little to no impact on the plot. Maybe it will be the 1990s this time?

I hope he has enough gift baskets for all 10 Marlins fans.

The book was a shallow reference to the 1980s. Movie looks to be about the same.

lol - you are comparing soccer to american football in terms of head trauma? and just bringing up rumors that probably don’t exist anywhere but your mind?

He couldn’t use his fucking hands after that hit, and they let him keep playing. You want to see why football is failing? There it is.

It’s gorgeous, but probably haunted. So you have to factor that into the equation.

What are the odds that the Oxford English Dictionary adds “libtard” to the official English language? On one hand, it would increase the literacy of a lot of the population over night. On the other hand, I want to smack anyone that uses the term.

How many weeks do you think it will take a baseball writer to pen a “he plays in America but won’t learn English” hot take about Shohei Ohtani?

Dear Mrs.Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumber yard burned down.

oh totally, I thought that was both a given and too crass to say out loud.

I think it says a lot about society that Nassar was able to commit these crimes for decades without being caught. I think it says a lot about society that these unfortunate women felt like they couldn’t speak up about what happened to them as children. I hope things change in light of this, but don’t have a strong

It’s unfair to Brown to say he blew the Watson and Wentz picks - they would have sucked on the Browns.

Considering the United States is considering skipping the Olympics because it is being held in US-ally South Korea, which happens to be neighbors with North Korea, this is an empty threat from Vonn.

First and only time he was portrayed as the victim and not a huge victimizer.

Dentures, right?

I’ve been informed the fox is actually named “Nick,” which isn’t important at all but wholly appropriate for the internet.

I’m no biologist, but I doubt sea sponges and North American squirrels have compatible anatomy.

Lol, the funny thing is that the underlying message of Zootopia was already pretty heavy-handed: don’t be a racist asshole. This comic elevates it to a new level.

Okay, this is definitely a Christian zealot’s comic: woman abandons all personal agency to make man happy.

“Pitch Perfect 3: Honoring History” beat you to the punch months ago.